C&C* Astrology Factory 10-2-13
C&C Astrology* Factory
(Correlation & Causation)
When god, free will, and happenstance are busy, they call me: John Swamini**
* Lies lies everywhere
** Does not deserve to get chopped.
Aries: Someone in your life needs help. Surprise! It’s you. Go get some help.
Taurus: If you have recently been downgraded at work, give yourself some downtime downtown.
Gemini: You are radiating such light today; everyone has to look at you through a paper plate.
Cancer: If you are feeling like you need to drop everything and run away, just think of the fix you will find yourself in once you come to a stop.
Leo: If you are going to leave a trail of breadcrumbs to find your way home in the woods then make sure they are laced with arsenic.
Virgo: I do not recommend focusing your attention like a laser… I have seen some pretty big ass lasers in my life.
Libra: As it adds a touch of class and refinement to your personality, everyone should use more golf terms in your day-to-day conversation. I recommend no less than four.
Scorpio: Ideally, you want to be certain. Certainly you want to be ideal.
Sagittarius: Your brain is all over the place now… that’s gang violence for ya.
Capricorn: You might have to give up a few things today and while you are at it, let’s sacrifice the cranky pants attitude about it. Put your head down and deal with it.
Aquarius: You can play it fast and loose or safe and sound but either way, try to keep the perspective that you are just playing.
Pisces: Playing hard to get means that you will weed out people who are looking for easy.