Overheard in Olympia

Overheard in Olympia

Super bonus eavesdropper edition!!!

(13 entirely unrelated quotes, with thanks to the random people in Oly who actually said them)

“What if I got a tattoo that said ‘Not good enough’?”

“Sometimes I just want to say ‘You have crabs. That’s your fault.’”

“No, shut up! Episcopalians are the shit!”

“It’s not invalid. It’s just not valid.”

“It’s like Seattle 2006 all over again.”

“It’s pronounced ‘Sizizis’. You were saying ‘Sizizis’.” “What’s the difference?”

“Let a dead dog lie. Sometimes that’s the best thing to do. Just let a dead dog lie.”

“Actually, the rubbery latexey feeling reminds me of my vibrator, so I kind of like it.”

“Captain Underpants is a real superhero, dude. Everyone forgets about Captain Underpants.”

She might have seen you do the walk of shame out of my room.” “There’s no shame in that.”

“You know what I don’t like about Craigslist? They don’t talk to you. And when they do talk to you, they’re crazy!”

“And she’s, like, oh my god, what can I do? And I’m, like, fucking punch me in the face!”

“She didn’t know much about bars, so I’m like, ‘The brotherhood. It’s my ‘Cheers’. Everybody knows your name.’” “And theyre always glad you came.”