C&C Astrology* Factory 3-21-12
C&C Astrology* Factory
(Correlation & Causation)
When god, free will, and happenstance are busy, they call me: John Swamini**
* Would rather not be fact checked.
** favorite grade school class: “language arts.” Just because of the name.
Aries: The possibilities are not limitless… you’ll keel over dead before you can get to them all.
Taurus: If you do not know what is expected of you, ask around. Feedback never hurt anyone unless the volume knob was turned up way too loud.
Gemini: Be yourself today, because the occasional respite from the lie you have been living is always an enjoyable diversion.
Cancer: If you head out into the world enough, you may find that those exotic and captivating cultures have just as much petty bunkum as the rest of us boring crybabies… but don’t let that stop you from overly romanticizing them!
Leo: Fortune favors the bold, except for Custer, which is a good thing ’cause that guy sucked.
Virgo: Calling in a favor to accomplish a goal should not diminish your personal investment. Part of getting things done is delegating.
Libra: You’re as happy as can be today! It is all down hill from here.
Scorpio: Small scale, short term, impulse buys never hurt anyone, right? Wait – is that a crack pipe or just a metaphor?
Sagittarius: Time to venture outside of your comfort zone! Warning: you may experience mild to severe discomfort.
Capricorn: I know you promised, but you cannot reasonably be expected to keep quiet about that “secret” your “friend” confided to you. Haven’t we all danced this dance enough? You’ll tell just one person as your confidant and then it snowballs. Let’s just own it.
Aquarius: Opposites attract, which is great if you are in the market for a magnet or riveting daytime TV programming, but seriously you guys… it is not always the case.
Pisces: Feeling down? Stop it.