C&C Astrology* Factory
(Correlation & Causation)
When god, free will, and happenstance are busy, they call me: John Swamini**
* another of these foolish games
** they are tearing me apart
Aries: Taking a risk today is not in your cards. Odds are good you’ll just end up having to say “Sorry!” Stay out of all the potential mousetraps and maintain your monopoly on being low and steady.
Taurus: Guess who is the social master mind of your circle of friends this week?! Ok, it’s you. Go forth and plan something fantastic for all your close friends.
Gemini: That endless stalemate of a relationship you have been stuck in where he/she has been playing snakes and ladders with your heart…? Yeah, about that; it’s time to go!
Cancer: Tired of feeling like a pile of Jenga blocks after your drunken roommate ruined your game with a roundhouse kick? The good news is that Jenga is easy to start over, other things not so much (that was the bad news).
Leo: Having ups and downs are to be expected, but this week has been too much of a roller coaster for you to throw up your arms and declare, “It’s all in the game of life!” You need to pause for a moment and focus.
Virgo: Listening skills are critical now more than ever. They can help you pick out the clues other people are hiding in their conversation that will tell you where their heads are.
Libra: Nothing is inevitable, but also everything is. Dude. When you’re feeling like you’re trapped on Fireball Island (and it happens to all of us from time to time) it is burger time!
Scorpio: Today you should seek the spotlight in whatever endeavor you have been participating. Use your cranium to figure out the best way to make your star shine.
Sagittarius: Sorry Dr. Jones, no time for love; I don’t care what kind of romp through candy land they are promising you.
Capricorn: Do whatever your can to extend yourself beyond your comfort zone. Life is a buffet! Eat up, you hungry hungry hippo!
Aquarius: Keeping your project team intact is more important than the project itself. You’re playing a heated chess game this week just trying to keep your group together. Don’t lose site of the prize!
Pisces: Don’t tip the waiter.